It's time for an annual quote review. Here are the best from 2009!
“Webbed toes are not cute on babies.” ~ J
“The throat opens up like Rosie O’Donnell eating a cake.” ~ Cuthbert
“Speaking of wanton destruction….” ~ Cuthbert
“I don’t want to be God. I don’t even want to be a supervisor.” ~ H
“One fish, two fish, red fish, jaded fish.” ~ Cuthbert
“Mount Rushmore looks just like that, except it’s huge and it’s not made of cheese.” ~ Seth
“It’s basically like Star Wars outlining the fall of the Roman Empire.” ~ J
“Gay card beats woman card.” ~ Cuthbert
“Balls is not a verb, just for the record.” ~ H
“Your body is not like toast; you can spread cold butter on your body.” ~ Betty
“It might be good to date someone who’s not, like, a flaky toolbag.” ~ Cuthbert
“Momma, I have your nipple covers!” ~ Little Miss L
“I kind of just want to poke a Quaker, to see what they do.” ~ Mia
“You should really ask permission before you set yourself on fire in someone else’s apartment.” ~ H
Jack: You know, Christian groups are always getting all kinds of free property. That’s what we need to do.
H: We need to become Christians?
Jack: No, we need to get shit for free.
“I am totally not chasing fire trucks to find our new house.” ~ Lisey
“When someone can look you in the eyes and say, ‘Me too,’ and they actually mean it – it can save you.” ~ Rob Bell, Jesus Wants to Save Christians
“Corn fields are the scariest things on the entire fucking face of the planet.” ~ Douglas Coupland, Generation A
You may notice that the list seems a litle shot this year - its kinda hard to get in on the action where the good quotes are happening when one has a newborn. Next year, we're going all out.